Magazine Sale

My school does a magazine sale every year for fundraising, and when they do it, in order to motivate you, they give you a bunch of worthless crap to 'encourage' you to sell more *ahemhe-bribery-heh*. This year, you know what they're giving us? Handheld blenders, one-can mini fridges, and robotic hampsters. My friend and I were cracking up at the assembly. You should have seen the video clips! The mini-fridge one showed this kid sitting in class, with this inconspicuous refridgerater on his desk, and he nonchalantly opens it, takes out a soda and starts drinking it in the middle of class! AND they tell us if we get the hampster, it gets entered in the 'Hampster Rumble'. Basically a whole mess of rodents rolling around the gym in their little plastic bubbles. Aren't we lucky?